Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that
expensive double-pane energy efficient one (recommended by
PowerSmart and today.

I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and
I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo .....just because I'm blonde
doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me
last year: that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Hellloooo ...... It's been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an
idiot!